May 31, 2017

It's new segment time! We've got something hot and juicy for you this week. It's a little segment we like to call "If I Were You." It's advice stuff. It's a dank, sticky segment. Check it.

Also, we discuss how difficult it is to hear bug sounds, how easy it is to open cars with your teeth, how awful it would be...

May 24, 2017

Our show is literally swimming in listener submitted Would You Rather questions. It's remarkable. And we love you, each and every human. The Hypotheticats are the best fans around. Write that down. It's true. Write it down.

But, in the face of our abundant listener ideas, Mike decides that he just wants to make up some...

May 17, 2017

In this lovely, meandering, and definitely at least a little bit disturbing episode, your best pals talk about how much they hate cauliflower, Pungeons and Dragons, dream-invading scientists, sleeping with mummies, glitter clouds, SENTIENT glitter clouds, and some chunky little martian goblins that eat space...

May 10, 2017

In which the gang talks about Nancy Drew, Nancy Drew's most physically attractive and emotionally stable friend Bess, peacock tails, dinosaur capes on the red carpet, The Dollar Tree, being eaten alive by a presumably human live baby, forehead vaginas, whether or not Cost Plus World Market sells pants of any kind,...

May 3, 2017

This week, we're talking about how horrible it would be if Mike actually got Spiderman's Nasty Teen Powers. Like, really. It's disgusting.

Other slightly less adolescent topics include: hyper-attractive masks, Young Dustin Hoffman, Dr. Andrew W.K. M.D., David thinks he's Ryan Gosling, and whether smurfs are actually...