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Aug 30, 2017

When you're preparing to be stranded in a nuclear wasteland, it's good to be prepared. Especially in regards to who you'll let into your precious fallout shelter. Kesha with a pig nose? Meryl Streep with amazing abs? 

We decided on our shelters. Tell us if we're wrong.

And we love you.

A lot.




Aug 23, 2017

It's that happy time of year again. That time where you're not sure where that person has been, and then you find out that they've been in like JAMAICA or something for a week, and then you get really jealous and unfriend them and never speak to them again.


Oh, that's just me.

Hi, Hypotheticats. Our show is...

Aug 16, 2017

This week, it's nothing but David's ultimate fantasy. And no, it doesn't have to do with drugs or space. Well, maybe space. A little.


We're doing another Choose Your Own Adventure book for the Microtheticast, and it's just as confusing / surreal as the last one. Buckle up, because you're in for a wild...

Aug 9, 2017

Skin flaps make EVERYBODY nervous.

Hi, listener. It's me, the Hypotheticast. I'm here to tell you a little bit about myself. Turns out, I love ALL animals. This week, all our questions are animal-themed! So, if you're really into critters, you're going to be DOWN with this. If you're not, I'm sorry. I'm so, so...

Aug 2, 2017

It's still sex-themed, friends. And Olivia's still here. You're welcome for BOTH of those.

This week for the Micro, we're playing "Do, Dump, Date." Not familiar? It'll make sense. Just get in here and listen.

Topics include Mike's anti-crab agenda, doing the oopsie, Triscuit Town, A Triscuit Too Far, That Cracker...