Apr 28, 2021

Did you know that every problem in the world can be solved by a product? It's no coincidence that both words begin with "pro," because that's what we are. Pros. Here to solve. There is so, so much ethical consumption under capitalism.

Topics include: Pizza Grits, Sun Too Bright, Bubble Time, You Know Shrek, Don't Talk...

Apr 21, 2021

Hi, you. It's a Wednesday. Are you doin' it? I bet you are. Thanks for doin' it.

This week, we're predicting next year's Oscar winners. I think we figured it out. Get a head start. Place those bets. Do people bet on the Oscars? I'm gonna Google it.

Topics include: Children Time, Home of Riddles, Duck of Dreams, Oscar...

Apr 14, 2021

Hi. Hello. We're here with a goofy thing, and we want you to have the goofy thing, but state-sanctioned police violence just keeps happening in our state and it feels really strange and wrong not to acknowledge it. 

We recorded this episode a couple weeks in advance, and we really hope it brings levity and that you...

Apr 7, 2021

The Good. The Bad. The Answer. Everything, as we all know, is a double-edged sword. And here we are, dissecting even more truths about the world so that you can be smarter. Listen to this episode, be smarter, and make good decisions because you're smarter. That's how this show works. We don't make the rules, we just...