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Feb 26, 2020

Most of us like the idea of a cool, chill, rad afterlife, with lots of wings and parties and buddies. That sort of stuff. But what will it REALLY look like? Thankfully, we're very smart, and we've figured it out for you. 

Topics include: Family Circus Hell, The Medium-Sized Prince, Your Planet is as Good as You Are, No...


Feb 19, 2020

WOULD I RATHER. The game where you, and we, get to guess how Emily, Mike, and David would answer hypothetical questions! Yeah, dogg. Yeah. It's incredibly nice. But, like, maybe don't listen to this episode if you like Bambi or Winnie the Pooh. 

Topics include: The Moon Hates Us, Youth Man, Computer Teeth, Where's...


Feb 12, 2020

Red Flags! We've all seen them. And now we're making them happen, but in fiction. We're creating a ton of amazing dates to choose from, and then ruining them! Join us as we explore what it might be like to date cannibals, murderers, and people that quote Family Guy! Chilling.

Topics include: Maybe They Even Kill You As...


Feb 5, 2020

Welcome, you. To this cage. Come in, and listen to this collection of Would You Rathers about VALENTIMES. That's right, they're all about love and shit this time. Do you like it? Do you like that theme? I really hope you do, because if you don't, there are absolutely no consequences and you can just keep living...